Forum story game

[Aegir]

This is a pathetic attempt at yet another forum game! It seems to work well in other forums that I've seen in the past. The idea is that I start a story, and the next person posts the next part, and so on. So here goes...

Once upon a time there lived a metalhead called Bob. He was the biggest, meanest metalhead in all the land, and he had a very large...

 

[Fallen_Knight]

nose so he couldn't drink all the good beer there is. He didn't want to go to Wacken because of his very large...

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

...... amount of money. He preferred spending that money in a yacht and in some voluptuous......

 

[Fallen_Knight]

old women because he couldn't get a lovely beautiful woman. so he gave them money and sent them to...

 

[Sorts]

get some more beer and pair of clean underwear coz ones he was wearing was stinking like hell and...

 

[Fallen_Knight]

he woould burn the underwear cause they are worn-out.
The old women left him because...

 

[Lvsitanno]

they didn't like peing poked by his nose during oral sex. One other thing is that this guy only listened to Dimmu Borgir and COF and thought he aws the grimmest most-evil human being 8in fact, he thought he wasn't human at all); now the old ladies were into Cliff Richards and Neil Diamond...so they got tired of the 30-year old screaming-jumping-midget-grasshopper called Dani and his vampire lookalike evil metalhed, so they went away and he...

 

[Aegir]

...decided to get really drunk and set fire to various members of high profile pop groups...

 

[Fallen_Knight]

tjhat annoy people with their stupid.....