I'm on the quest
for the holy grail
at Aldi I will find
Lonely do I ride
through the holy fields of Aldi
I will seek and I will be led
through the shadows of the shelves
The sword my only fellow
tears down Gemüsesortiment
through the dust I see a glare from far
It has been a long ride
from Edeka to here
but true knights like me don't know any fear
Stand and fight
Supermarket Knight
Let the steel of Einkaufswagen shine so bright!
The shadows of the Ladendetektive in my back
at the horizon appears the Käsetheke
bearing the grail
It's a Sonderangebot today
I reach for the old cup
Between Handkäse and Edamer
Victory is near!
Excrementory Grindcorefuckers,
for the holy grail
at Aldi I will find
Lonely do I ride
through the holy fields of Aldi
I will seek and I will be led
through the shadows of the shelves
The sword my only fellow
tears down Gemüsesortiment
through the dust I see a glare from far
It has been a long ride
from Edeka to here
but true knights like me don't know any fear
Stand and fight
Supermarket Knight
Let the steel of Einkaufswagen shine so bright!
The shadows of the Ladendetektive in my back
at the horizon appears the Käsetheke
bearing the grail
It's a Sonderangebot today
I reach for the old cup
Between Handkäse and Edamer
Victory is near!
Excrementory Grindcorefuckers,