Der Masturbationsthread

[Kellog´s]

Original geschrieben von moonchild
Als aller erstes solltest du lernen wie man die Maus adäquat mit den Füßen bedient...

Das könnte interessant werden....

 

[Beadhanger]

Man kann auch einfach auf linkswichser umschulen da werden massich vhs-kurse angeboten...

 

[Kellog´s]

Oder die Maus ganz normal bedienen und mit den Füßen wichsen...
Ich bin nämlich Linkslegasteniker...die ganze linke Körperhälfte hab ich nur, damit ich nicht umfall...

 

[Gazghkull]

Wat??? Du auch??? *loswichs*

 

[Gorefield]

Hmm... Wie wäre es mit Auto-Felatio? Dann hast du sogar beide Hände und Füße frei!

 

[Kellog´s]

Disharmonic Orchestra- Headless Autofelatio.....



Ups, falscher Thread...


Aber wenn ich das könnte, würd ich das Haus nicht mehr verlassen...

 

[Hammered_gods]

Reminds me one czech song(don't know group but you won't understand the lyrics anyways :We will masturbate our dick to the holy water


But to be female is great cause you can try what everything can fits into cunt Just fingers are boring Sometimes it is quite bloody but I don't care cause it is fun

But I agree,dick is very nice thing to play with

 

[Kellog´s]

Original geschrieben von Hammered_gods

But to be female is great cause you can try what everything can fits into cunt Just fingers are boring Sometimes it is quite bloody but I don't care cause it is fun

you´re supposed to turn the chainsaw OFF before using it inside...

 

[Hammered_gods]

Thanx for the type,next time .... I will do that again and harder cause I am nonadjustable

 

[Kellog´s]

Maybe you want to consider a more enviroment friendly approach to to the cause since chainsaw self dismemberment uses insane ammounts of gas...

how about a spiked club or a Rottweiler dog that is also a good companion and guardian of your propery

 

[Hammered_gods]

I don't like rotweilers cause these dogs are too much dangerous .But I have my teeth sharp enough for take care about myself (and some spikie things too )

 

[Kellog´s]

wow...talk about flexible if you can reach down there with your teeth!!
How often did you break your spine to do that?



But how about
http://www.dekowaffen-shop.de/p400.html

this should work