Der große Träller und Lyric Thread

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Thorin_Eichenschild schrieb:
Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
I hope you like it

Wealthy men hired me, to sing
this song that they wrote for me, they're investing
in this pricey music video, and they're paying
to get it played on the radio (on the radio)
and they're gonna sell a million (a million)
yes, it's gonna go platinum

'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"ooh baby", "i love you", or
"girl, i need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words

And now the token rap verse
that doesn't make any sense
but helps it get a small percentage
of the urban music market

Hey baby, baby i can tell
that you are crazy, crazy
shake that ass girl,
my rhymes are gettin lazy, lazy
these things i'm talkin bout have
nothin to do with the song baby
it don't matter
won't you show me that thong baby?
That's how it works
in the pop music industry
2009 mother fucker
that's just how it be

'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"ooh baby", "i love you", or
"girl, i need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words

Now I'm singing with my gay voice
to let you know i am sensitive
Oh yea, i'm singing with my gay voice
teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice)
and you know i wanna

(make money money, make money money, make money) x3
Rich men makin money off of
their investments
ooo it's so sexual baby

Girl, i love you so much.
I wish we could be together
unfortunately we can't cause
im rich and famous and you're not
but why dont you just go buy my album?
...and tell your friends about it to
so they also go out and buy it
Zum Vergrößern anklicken....

*HULDICH* :D Musste es gerade dann auch direkt nochmal hören :D *gacker*
 
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I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest,
I can stay under water for 5 minutes on a single breath,
when I focus my mind I always reach my goal,
but there´s one thing I cannot control,

I come too fast,
I come too fast,
a couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past.
I come too fast,
I come too fast,
sometimes it´s even game over before I take off my pants.

I´ve read all the articles and i´ve tried every trick,
thinkin of sports or of naked kathie bates and about schmidt,
if the girl´s on top sometimes it lasts a minute or two
but if we doggy-style oh man I´m screwed.

I come too fast,
I come too fast,

I carry a spare pair of underwair in case a girl sits on my lap.

I come too fast,
I come too fast,

I swear I even shoot my load, if a fly lands on my shaft. :cool::D
 
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:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:
Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this bitch
2009 is the year I recoded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the Vaginal crease
Player haters beware because...

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
You think you can front with me? You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible
I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible

I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)

What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

I-I mean punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat.
Cause I don't give a fuck I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.

Listen.
I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money
HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them
That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (You can't even afford food!)

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hawkins of cock

The Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections..
Uh, that's inappropriate...

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right.
My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption
.....They're really good.

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed...
But it's probably around 7....thousand

2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin the North side
C to the anada, Bitch

Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking
Cleaning
Vaginas
And their sisters vaginas
:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:​
 
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How do you show someone you love that they are the one?
So many ways to express love, it’s hard to choose just one.
How you gonna do it?

Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
some lesbians like eatin’ each other’s shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
some people puke semi-digested shit into each other’s mouth.

Sometimes makin’ love’s not enough, you have to step it up.
and urinating on a face is not enough to say…I love you.

Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
some lesbians like eatin’ each other’s shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
some people puke semi-digested shit into each other’s mouth.

She’s covered in vomit and human feces,
that’s how I know that she needs me.
She’s covered in vomit and human feces,
that’s how I know that she needs me.
She’s covered in vomit and human feces,
that’s how I know that she needs me.

Shit in my mouth, and I’ll puke it all over your face.

*Feeanklimper* :D


So und jetzt hör ich mir auch mal I kill people an :D
 
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