Der große Träller und Lyric Thread

[Ricune]

Das is voll toll *tanz*

Muss......Lied......verdrängen.....



Here's a Llama there's a Llama...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA es will nichtmehr aus meinem Kopf!!

 

[*Fee]

Muss......Lied......verdrängen.....



Here's a Llama there's a Llama...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA es will nichtmehr aus meinem Kopf!!

Warte. Ich helf dir

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck

Llama llamaCheesecake
Llama
Tab​

let
Brick
Potato

Llama​

Llama ll​

ama
Mushroom
Llama
Llama llama
Duck

I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen, little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama
Duck

Half a llama
Twice the llama
not a

llama
Farmer
Lla​

​

ma
Lla​

ma in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck

Is THIS how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob
Ankle
Cold
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck​

Time for me to retire now
And become a duck

 

[Ricune]

Warte. Ich helf dir

Und ich Depp les das nochmal durch

 

[Hex]

DIO, can you hear me
Im lost and so alone
Im askin for your guidins
would you come down from your throne
I need a thight compadre
who will teach me how to rock
my father thinks you evil
but man he can suck a cock
Rock is not a devils word
its magical and rad
i never gonna rock as long
i stuck here with my dad


Ich liepe es, ich liepe es, ich liepe es!!!!!!

 

[Hell's Ambassador]

DIO, can you hear me
Im lost and so alone
Im askin for your guidins
would you come down from your throne
I need a thight compadre
who will teach me how to rock
my father thinks you evil
but man he can suck a cock
Rock is not a devils word
its magical and rad
i never gonna rock as long
i stuck here with my dad


Ich liepe es, ich liepe es, ich liepe es!!!!!!

In the city of fallen angels,
where the ocean meets the sand
you will form a strong alliance
and the world's most awesome band.

 

[Hex]

Beelzeboss

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuck!

[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
[JB] to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!ha ha
I'm the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB] No!
c'mon Kage bring the thunder
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[KG] no
unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down
[KG] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [18x]

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NO!

[Beelz]
ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
oh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

[Beelz]
No! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

 

[Hell's Ambassador]

Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free?
If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me
Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making its way down the street?
If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me

Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every door
Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before
Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor
Tell me, friend, can you ask for anything more?
Tell me can you ask for anything more?

Have you ever seen a scarecrow filled with nothing but dust and wheat?
If you've ever seen that scarecrow then you've seen me
Have you ever seen a one-armed man punching at nothing but the breeze?
If you've ever seen a one-armed man then you've seen me

Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every door
Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before
Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor
Tell me, friend, can you ask for anything more?
Tell me can you ask for anything more?

These things that have comforted me, I drive away
This place that is my home I cannot stay
My only faith's in the broken bones and bruises I display

Have you ever seen a one-legged man trying to dance his way free?
If you've ever seen a one-legged man then you've seen me

 

[Mondsucht]

Verlorene Zeit, ich schloß die Augen und sah dich.
Glich innerlich einem Clown, machte mich lächerlich.
Andere Männer interessierten mich nicht, doch heute weiß ich,
nichts hält ewig.
Sicherlich war ich zu dumm und hab' nicht gecheckt,
daß deine Liebe so wie meine Tränen salzig schmeckt.
Hab so viel Zeit verpaßt, verpraßt!
Ich hab' mich mehr als dich gehaßt.

Was ist übrig geblieben von dem was uns zusammen hält?
- Nichts.
Ich hab mich lang genug mit dir gequält.
Ich bin wie besessen, vom Gedanken dich zu vergessen.

Es ist schon fast banal, als wär's normal,
daß ich für dich gestorben wär', doch ohne dich erst richtig lebe.
Jetzt wird mir klar,der Film den ich am Laufen hatte, wird neu besetzt.

Ist gut jetzt.Jetzt ist gut.

Such a surge- Jetzt ist gut

 

[Hex]

"Kickapoo"

[Jack Black (Narrator)]
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

[Jack Black (Son)]
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I got to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]

[Meat Loaf (Father)]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

[Jack Black (Son)]
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad

[Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)]
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

[Jack Black (Narrator)]
So he bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock

 

[Hex]

Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!

[JB] Wheeeee!
[Sasquatch] We're flying!
[JB] We're flying!
[Sasquatch] Hold on boy!

[JB] Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These lyrics don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!

 

[Hex]

"Fuck Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

 

[Hell's Ambassador]

Sheltered inside from the cold of the snow
Follow me now to the vault down below
Drinking the wine as we laugh at the time
Which is passing incredibly slow

(What are these chains that are binding my arms?)
Part of you dies each passing day
(Say it's a game and I'll come to no harm)
You'll feel your life slipping away

You who are rich and whose troubles are few
May come around to see my point of view
What price the Crown of a King on his throne
When you're chained in the dark all alone

 

[*Fee]

Ich verbringe die Nächte in fremden Wänden,
und wache früh auf um zu verschwinden.
Ich kenne mich aus und komme viel rum,
ich trage dich noch in Erinnerung.
Hab dich in mein' Liedern still bedacht,
habe viel gesehen und viel gemacht.
Das Leben hat mich angenommen,
ich komme gut aus und ich komme viel rum.

Der Mond und der Schlaf und die Einsamkeit,
wissen über uns Bescheid.
Ich war die Hälfte der Strecke davon ausgegangen
du erinnerst dich an mich und wir gehen zusammen...


Wir werden uns wiedersehen,
vielleicht nur um zu verstehen,
dass das Leben an sich,
manche Wunder verspricht,
ob du's glaubst oder nicht,
ich vergesse dich nie.

Wir werden uns wiedersehen,
vielleicht nur um zu verstehen,
dass das Leben an sich,
manche Wunde aufbricht,
ob du's glaubst oder nicht,
ich vergesse dich nie, nie, nie.

Manchmal in den Abendstunden,
hör ich's noch aus deinem Munde,
vom Wesen her sind wir verwandt,
schön, verwegen und unerkannt,
ich wünsche dir sehr dass du weiter siehst,
und dein Himmel voll Erwartung liegt,
dass die Liebe dich nochmal aushält,
egal ob in dieser oder deiner Welt.

Der Mond und der Schlaf und die Einsamkeit,
wissen über uns Bescheid.
Ich war die Hälfte der Strecke davon ausgegang'
du erinnerst dich an mich...

Wir werden uns wiedersehen,
vielleicht nur um zu verstehen,
dass das Leben an sich,
manche Wunder verspricht,
ob du's glaubst oder nicht,
ich vergesse dich nie.

Wir werden uns wiedersehen,
vielleicht nur um zu verstehen,
dass das Leben an sich,
manche Wunde aufbricht,
ob du's glaubst oder nicht,
ich vergesse dich nie.

Wir werden uns wiedersehen,
vielleicht nur um zu verstehen,
dass das Leben an sich,
manche Wunder verspricht,
ob dus glaubst oder nicht,
ich vergesse dich nie.

Wir werden uns wiedersehen,
vielleicht nur um zu verstehen,
dass das Leben an sich,
manche Wunde aufbricht,
ob du's glaubst oder nicht,
ich vergesse dich nie.

Nie, nie!
Ich vergesse dich nie!
Ich vergesse dich nie!​

 

[Mondsucht]

Es tut so gut dass es Selig wieder gibt.

 

[*Fee]

Hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick
hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll never get another fix

i'm telling you it's not a trick
pay attention, don't be thick
or you're liable to get licked

you're gonna see the reason why
when they're spitting in your eye
they'll be spitting in your eye

hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
a girl's not a tonic or a pill
hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
you're just jonesing for a spill

oh, how your bubble's gonna burst
when you meet another nurse
she'll be driving in a hearse

you're gonna need a heap of glue
when they all catch up with you
and they cut you up in two

now your ears are ringing
the birds have stopped their singing
everything is turning grey

no candy in your till
no cutie left to thrill
you're alone on a tuesday

hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick
hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll never get another fix

i'm telling you it's not a trick
pay attention, don't be thick
or you're liable to get licked

you're gonna see the reason why
when they're spitting in your eye
they'll be spitting in your eye​