Der große Träller und Lyric Thread

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Hex

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Ich finde keine vernünftige Seite mit Lyrics von Tenacious D. :(
 

Hex

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Dank Pope!:D

Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!

Tenacious D:
(BOTH) Fuuuck

Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE F**KED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-f**ker
we challenge you to a rock off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
F**K! F**K!
FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CA-A-ATCH?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me Kage it's the only way
(KG) What the f**k are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little bitch

Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S F**KIN TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO! C'mon Kage, bring the thunder!
(KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
(JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
we've been through so much shit
(JB) De-activated lasers with my dick
(BOTH) Now it's time to blow this f**ker down
(JB) C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this f**ker down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
(KG) OOOOOOh we'll piledrive ya, It's time for the smackdown
(JB) Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, our rock it sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
(BOTH) we are the D (X17)


Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE F**KIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING F**KER!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!

Beelzeboss:
OW, F**K!
MY F**KIN HORN!
OHH NO

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
F**K YOU KAGE... AND F**K YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!!
 

METALPOPE667

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Six o'clock in the evening, moon is shining low
Bastard with his workin' bag's ready for the show
Holy place, no disgrace, bus is comin' soon
Nobody at the busstop, Bastard's staring at the moon

Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop

Busdriver! Busdriver! Open the doors!
Only guest in the floor, the Bastard on this tour
Hello fellows listen up, the team is back again
'Round and 'round, both are proud, go-go get their fan

Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop

Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity

Endless rounds, the bus is loud, back at the busstop
Dancin' 'round the busstop shield, both of 'em will hop
Throwin' the keys away, now they're here to stay
Moon's still shining full for crazy fools today

Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop

Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity

Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop

Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity

Hello fellows listen up, the team is back again
'Round and 'round, both are proud, go-go get their fan
Endless rounds, the bus is loud, back at the busstop
Dancin' 'round the busstop shield, both of 'em will hop

Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop

Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity

Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop
Bastard at the Busstop

Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity
Busstop to Eternity

The Bastard at the Busstop is waiting for the bus!
 

King-of-Darkness

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Out in the night, the masters of fright
Pray for our souls are undead

Bodies to feed, your blood's what we need
We come when you're lying in bed

You can't destroy us, can't blind us with light
cursed by the desire to follow the might

You can't escape us, so don't even try
But there's one thing you just can't deny

Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die
Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die

Time for the beast, all hell is unleashed
Cry when we drink of your wine

No drop remains, we open your veins
We leave when the sun starts to shine

You can't erase us, can't move when we bite
Don't dare to fool us, we know if you lie

You can't escape us, we're able to fly
But there's one thing you just can't deny

Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die
Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die

Vampires don't die
Vampires don't die

You can't erase us, can't move when we bite
Don't dare to fool us, we know if you lie

You can't escape us, we're able to fly
But there's one thing you just can't deny

Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die
Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die - Ohhhh
Vampires don't die
Vampires don't die
 

*Fee

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*diegutenaltenzeitenhuldich* :)

It's getting dark again
And I'm feeling good again
The night it comforts me like wine
And it takes me out again
To look for you my friend
There were the bright big city lights shine

And I wander through the sky
I hold my head up high
And I meet you 'round the bend
And that old feeling is back
Breaks my heart and it breaks my neck
Don't wanna get it to an end

But the sun goes up again
Don't wanna get it to an end
The night it comforts me like wine
It will take me out again
To look for you my friend
There were the bright city lights shine

And I wander through the sky
I hold my head up high
And I meet you 'round the bend
And that old feeling is back
Breaks my heart and it breaks my neck
Don't wanna get it to an end
NO

And I wander back to sky
well I hold my head up high
And I meet you 'round the bend
And that old feeling is back
Breaks my heart and it breaks my neck
Don't wanna get it to an end

IT`S GETTING DARK AGAIN
IT`S GETTING DARK AGAIN​
 

*Fee

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*weiterhuldich* :) R.I.P. Zimbl-Hase :(

Cold as a razorblade
Love is so close to hate
Untangle it's so cruel
The good one is the fool

Hangover everyday
Good luck so far away
And haggle for a dime
You are no friend of mine

Oh no, say it isn't so
Oh no, no, say it isn't so

Message from underground
Without a word or sound
Looks oh so sad to me
Be what you wanna be

If you come from the south
You better shut your mouth
Black windows everywhere
But I don't really care

Oh no, say it isn't so
Oh no, no, say it isn't so

Cold as a razorblade
Love is so close to hate
Untangle it's so cruel
The good one is the fool

Hangover everyday
Good luck so far away
And haggle for a dime
You are no friend of mine

Oh no, say it isn't so
Oh no, no, say it isn't so
Say it isn't so

Say it isn't so
Say it isn't so
Say it isn't so
Say it isn't so….

Cold as a razorblade
Love is so close to hate
Untangle it's so cruel
The good one is the fool​
 

*Fee

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When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained
but darling when I hold you don't you know I feel the same
nothing lasts forever and we both know hearts can change
and it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain

We've been through this such a long long time just trying to kill the pain
lovers always come and lovers always go and no one's really sure
of letting go today walking away
we could take the time to lay it on the line I could rest my head
just knowing that you were mine all mine

So if you wanna love me then darling don't refrain
or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain

Do you need some time on your own
do you need some time all alone
everybody needs some time on their own
don't you know you need some time all alone

I know it's hard to keep an open heart
when even friends seem out to harm you
but if you could heal a broken heart
would't time be out to charm you oh

Sometimes I need some time on my own
sometimes I need some time all alone
everybody needs some time on their own
don't you know you need some time all alone

And when your fears subside and shadows still remain
I know that you can love me when there's no one left to blame
so never mind the darkness we still can find a way
nothing lasts forever even cold November rain

You're not the only one you're not the only one

Don't you think that you need somebody
don't you think that you need someone
everybody needs somebody
you're not the only one you're not the only one

Don't you think that you need somebody
don't you think that you need someone
everybody needs somebody
you're not the only one you're not the only one

Don't you think that you need somebody
don't you think that you need someone
everybody needs somebody
you're not the only one you're not the only one

Don't you think that you need somebody
don't you think that you need someone
everybody needs somebody
 

woa-klappstuhl

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Aus, wie es scheint, gegebenem Anlaß hab ich ständig folgendes Lied in den Ohren....

Wir haben zwar fast noch jeden Krieg verlorn,
doch zum Ordnung machen sind wir auserkorn
und wer nicht Cola drinkt und keine Burger frisst ist in jedem Fall' ein bloody fucking Terrorist.

Als erste waren gleich die Indios dran,
wir schickten sie zum Manitu dort kaun sie Pemmikan.
Egal ob Ku-Klux-Klan mit Texashut,
wo immer wir auch sind dort wird alles gut.

USA ao USA God bless America!
USA ao USA bevor uns einer ruft (sind wir schon da)
USA ao USA God bless America!
USA ao USA bevor uns einer ruft (sind wir schon da)



In Vietnam gings uns nicht ganz zahm
auch aus Kuba und Korea fuhrn wir traurig ham.
Doch beim Wüstensturm und in Hiroshima,
da war eine Bombenstimmung - Made in USA.

Es geht uns nicht um Macht und Öl und Geld,
wir wollen nur eins, das ist die ganze Welt.
Dann baun wir überall ein Disneyland
und singen: Mickey Mouse for President!

USA ao USA God bless America!
USA ao USA bevor uns einer ruft (sind wir schon da)
USA ao USA God bless America!
USA ao USA bevor uns einer ruft (sind wir schon da)



In der guten alten Zeit der neuen Welt,
da stand Onkel Tom am Baumwollfeld.
Heute rappt er uns die Country-Charts kaputt
und demnächst gehört ihm auch noch Hollywood.

Darum nehmen wir ihn mit in den Irak
und dort spielen wir gemeinsam "Knüppel aus dem Sack"
Wir verhelfen der Demokratie zum Recht
und am besten geht das mit dem Folterknecht.

USA ao USA an American Dream - ein Traum wird wahr
USA ao USA bevor uns einer ruft (sind wir schon da)
USA ao USA God bless America !
USA ao USA God bless America !

:D