Bands I hope to NEVER see at Wacken

[Warthog]

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/

Discuss. And post your favorites!

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

How disgusting........

 

[LEX]

World's Worst Rock Band Names

Angry Samoans
Arthur Loves Plastic
Bertha Does Moosejaw
Bloated Scrotum
Bumgravy
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Cherry Coke Enema
Chickens On Smack
Drew Barrymore's Dealer
Drunks With Guns
Electric Vomit
The Elvis Diet
Ethyl Meatplow
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
Fudge Tunnel
Gag Factor
Goldfish Don't Bounce
Guess My Perversion
The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Halo of Flies
Hamster Sandwich
Hard-Drinkin' Housewives
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
Iowa Beef Experience
Iron Prostate
Jabbering Trout
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Joan of Arkansas
LawnSmell
Lubricated Goat
Lung Mustard
Meat Beat Manifesto
Men Among Poodles
My White Bread Mom
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
New Squids on the Dock
Not With My Camel
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Poonanie Cramp-Up
Poultry in Motion
Public Enema Number One
Purple Headed Love Warriors
Rats of Unusual Size
Sandy Duncan's Eye
7 Foot Spleen
Screaming monkey boner
Sheep On Drugs
69% Female
Spocks Johnson
Stop Calling Me Frank
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Swingin' Udders
Tastes Like Chicken
Technosquid Eats Parliament
This Is Serious, Mum
3D House of Beef
To Live and Shave in LA
Too Fat to Skate
Uncle Bob Touched Me
Vic Morrow's Head
Walking With Edna
Was I Naked
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
The Yeasty Girls
Actually, there are a few of them I like (most of them I've never heard hmm, wonder why?) but they can all stay away from WOA

 

[Warthog]

IRON PROSTATE!

That's the greatest band name ever.

And for the record, if Wacken ever books a band that looks like any of these, I'm staying home:

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=572
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=580
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=587
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=512

 

[dittohead]

theres that word again!!
douchebags!
i heard fuck loads of ppl saying

 

[Warthog]

rofl...I forgot, you weren't there when I was explaining to meaning of "douchebag" to Duncan, were you? LEX was though, haha.

 

[dittohead]

rofl...I forgot, you weren't there when I was explaining to meaning of "douchebag" to Duncan, were you? LEX was though, haha.

heheh she told me about that
i was getting stooooned
i arrived a little later

 

[Warthog]

Wow, I hope we never see any of these bands at Wacken:

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

erm...wait...I think we have...

 

[LEX]

Lol...yup Get ups like that always put a smile on my face \m/ I think I'll make a costume like that for halloween this year

 

[Thordis V.]

Mystic Circle

 

[Supercharger]

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