Ask the Germans

[MetalCommando]

well, that's very sad.

*plays a sad sea chantey on his harmonica*

why?

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Oh there was a zombi
who went out to sea
he went on a quest
for the golden bottle of vodka

He sailed and sailed
and then a shark came along
and ate him for being a hippy

 

[Zombi]

Oh there was a zombi
who went out to sea
he went on a quest
for the golden bottle of vodka

He sailed and sailed
and then a shark came along
and ate him for being a hippy

that's worse than McGonagall...

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

that's worse than McGonagall...

Thats cause its made up

 

[mugabe]

depends on the temperature. In summer, they are very hot, in winter they need guys to act as their heater.

Ok, so what's the best way to pick up German girls in the summer? Any especially good lines (not involving barbed wire)?

 

[Ancalagon]

Ok, so what's the best way to pick up German girls in the summer? Any especially good lines (not involving barbed wire)?

"Ich bin not geil" seems to work for me.

 

[Zombi]

"Ich bin not geil" seems to work for me.

I seriously doubt that.

 

[Ancalagon]

I seriously doubt that.

I'll prove it to u in 2 weeks, hehehe.

 

[Zombi]

I'll prove it to u in 2 weeks, hehehe.

bottle of vodka says you don't get any.

 

[Ancalagon]

bottle of vodka says you don't get any.

Deal!

 

[Zombi]

Deal!

*looks forward to his bottle of vodka*

 

[Ancalagon]

*looks forward to his bottle of vodka*

Don't be too excited just yet, old friend.

 

[dittohead]

"Ich bin not geil" seems to work for me.

not? try nicht

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

not? try nicht

I'm not sure, but I think "not" would fit better

 

[dittohead]

I'm not sure, but I think "not" would fit better

there we go