Antiserious thread by(who else) Hammered bitch :D

[ShizzoKrause]

My whorecook has an own house

 

[Aegir]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
My whorecook has an own house

With plastic marijuana pellets and endless supplies of dancing spoons!

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by Aegir
With plastic marijuana pellets and endless supplies of dancing spoons!

But maybe he came from outer space

 

[Aegir]

With extra pork, mmmmm, rub some salt into his back and stick the little bitch in the oven - I want my crackling!

 

[Zombi]

a mop

 

[ShizzoKrause]

pilling the nose needs fingers

 

[Aegir]

Unless you hibernate like the silly little gimp that you are. Human filth!

 

[ShizzoKrause]

How do elephants masturbate?

 

[Aegir]

By using their trunks and a comically oversized avacado...

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Stealing something from a hole makes it bigger

 

[Aegir]

DIE YOU BOVINE FUCKER!

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by Aegir
DIE YOU BOVINE FUCKER!

drinking fuel gives power

 

[Rockmaid]

You aren't drunk if you can lay on the ground without holding on to something.

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Once I had a vision, now I have a television

 

[Hammered_gods]

Vomiting and eating that again.That is what you call recycling.



Well people,we should do a story,somebody will write some freaky sentence and others will continue with the story.(like this: ....blablabla.....)

LET'S START:
One upon a time....