Quark
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so, tonight is probably going to be rather boring.
And? You were right?
so, tonight is probably going to be rather boring.

*customer is considering buying a smartphone*
"Does this one have flash?"
"Well, not officially. With this newer version of Android, it's not supported anymore. There's a way you can get it to work, though, but it's kinda complicated. You can do a google search and look it up. My phone's got the same version of Android as this one, though, and I don't really mind. Youtube and all that works fine for me. I can't always stream videos from other sites, but it doesn't matter much since that eats up my data anyway."
"What? I meant does the camera flash?"
"Oh. Um. Yea."
I need to stop hoping that people actually have intelligent questions.

That's exactly how I imagine the conversation would go between you and me regarding this topic![]()

I reckon I'd have used "flash light", but maybe due to not being anglophone.![]()
I have to keep reminding people not to ask me questions about electronics in general 
I've never bought a phone...ever. My cute little brick I've had for well over 7 years nowI have to keep reminding people not to ask me questions about electronics in general
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And I got my last phone for free.

Mine was a birthday present![]()
That's exactly how I imagine the conversation would go between you and me regarding this topic![]()
