51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labeled as gay

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by SheisTheDark
Rock on!

ALWAYS

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
I love power metal

Some is cool as hell...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by SheisTheDark
and oooh scary black wizzards! oh yeah

I'm the black wizard...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by dittohead
what bands are power metal>?

Those who play with POWER...

 

[NightFairy]

what about Death metal rules?

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by NightFairy
what about Death metal rules?

Very easy.

1.Don't change - you are perfect already.
2. Tell sick people about death metal
3. Ignore everyone else. They will never understand anyway.
4. Spend nearly no money on clothes
5. Clothes are black jeans, black death metal shirt,spikes, leather, chains, HARD boots and nothing else
6. No, you may never wear a hat
7. Pretend to accept every nazi-would-be-death-metal fan. Then, when he turns his back on you, kill him.
8. No, there is no moral problem - you are a DEATH METAL - Fan, capisce?
9.Light a black candle for Chuck now and then. He gaveth us Scream Bloody Gore
10. Worship Scream Bloody Gore
11. Music (Read: Death Metal) is the ONLY thing to worship. Only sissies and black metal idiots (well, sissies) worship gods and demons and stuff.
12. You may have sex, but you shall not like it like headbanging or buying CD's.
13. There is an exception to rule 12: If the girl is also a death metal fun you may fuck her like crazy AND like it. I mean, she's human.
14. Yes, you have known it all along, non-death-metal-fans do NOT qualify as human. They rank somewhere between molluscs and hyenas and are to ignored or exterminated violently.
15. Good Life-Forms: Cows (Think of sausages and drums), barley, trees (guitar bodies), electricians and wolves (honorable enemies)
16. You can probably kill the rest. But don't care too much, you could be listing to underground death metal from Pakistan in that time.
17. Know lots of funny country names because they've got good bands. If you visit these countries, ignore everything but the two death metal joints.
18. Good drugs: Pure Alcohol, methyline, sulphuric acid, uranium, blood of enemies. Taking a drug that may provoke happiness ore oneness with the universe makes you a sissy. Please die.
19. After death, the worms!
20. Except for Chuck. He may be in death metal heaven but we don't talk about that.
21. Always stop doing things whenever you feel lik

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Mono haha thats funny

 

[konstrukt]

what about Nu-Metal?

How can you listen to Nu metal and not be gay?

Or did i just contradict myself?


WOOOOHHHHOOOOOO THIS FRIDAY! DEICIDE / AMON AMARTH!!!
With Berserker!!!

 

[NightFairy]

good one !

 

[dittohead]

Originally posted by konstrukt
what about Nu-Metal?

How can you listen to Nu metal and not be gay?

Or did i just contradict myself?


WOOOOHHHHOOOOOO THIS FRIDAY! DEICIDE / AMON AMARTH!!!
With Berserker!!!

no one cares

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by dittohead
no one cares

RIGHT

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Why care?

 

[berserkur]

Originally posted by konstrukt

WOOOOHHHHOOOOOO THIS FRIDAY! DEICIDE / AMON AMARTH!!!
With Berserker!!! [/B]

but I´m not playing there...
















GRRR DEicide

 

[WhiteZombie]

hehe those rules are damn funny..are there such rules for deathmetal dudes too? I know at least two rules

1. Hate melody
2. In flames is gay

for the record..I'm really into gothenburg metal

 

[Brat]

what is gothenburg metal?