51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labeled as gay

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Der Helm

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Originally posted by FuckedUpCat
Hmm.. you should hear my mum.. she IS sick!!! I do not wanna hear anything about my mother´s sexlife.. but she tells me.. oh YES she does!!! *shrugs*

:eek:
Is there any possibilty to get your mother post on this forum ?

*drools*


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Der Helm

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Originally posted by Hammered_gods

Czech people by some studies have sex 3 times a week....3 times,that's poor...I want at least every day...and at least whole day :D
Which reminds me of an old friend of mine, he picked up a girl in a bar and went home with her. I was not able to reach him for the whole weekend. When I finaly met him Monday mornng at work, he looked like someone out of the movie "Night of the living dead". He told me that this girl "forced" him to have sex with her for the whole weekend. He could not believe it but after the maybe 20th time it started to HURT. Apart from the fact that he was nearly starved and dehydratet, he called sick and went home for the rest of the week, never saw that girl again, though. Hey Hammered, ever been to germany in the last 3 years ???

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Hammered_gods

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Supercharger:You mean boyfriend-to-be cause I don't have one :)

Hey I wasn't in Germany for longer than one day before :D...but yeah,it is even worse that I like sadistic sex,and I can time between fight with him so it should be...fun.Lots of scratcher and bite marks,you know :DMaybe I am a destructive person :)
 

Der Helm

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Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Supercharger:You mean boyfriend-to-be cause I don't have one :)

Hey I wasn't in Germany for longer than one day before :D...but yeah,it is even worse that I like sadistic sex,and I can time between fight with him so it should be...fun.Lots of scratcher and bite marks,you know :DMaybe I am a destructive person :)

Yes, that is definitive a maybe
:D
 

monochrom

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Originally posted by Hammered_gods
monochrom:power metal bands are in fact good,if they wouldn't have so horrible singers :D:D:D

Oh, I like some of them. I'm fond of King Diamond, even though he sings very funny. Most of it just isn't my cup of tea, and yes, the singing really gets on my nerves. But also the kitschy keyboards, and some of the things they play on guitar.

I'm a big Iron Maiden fan, though.
 

monochrom

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Originally posted by Hammered_gods
I dislike power metal concerts.It is no fun at all :( I like people wild and crazy as hell around me...:D

Well, I'm disgustingly tolerant at times. But there are some bands (Labyrinth, Nightwish and Crematory are the first that come to mind) where I have to scream in anger, throw things and generally act totally anti-social. Luckily my friends know my moods and then draw ma away before the fans of these bands get angry...
:D

I like very different music, but I#m mostly listening to extreme stuff like Death, Black, Grind, Crust, Noise, Industrial, OI-Punk and stuff. But you can get me in folky moods, there is all sorts of rock I love, really everything but Schlager, Reggae and industrialized pop music.