Alix
W:O:A Metalmaster
Dad-joke? I know those 'ur-mom' jokes but...
Dad-jokes are the obligatory super lame jokes that, as a rite of passage, all dad's must tell their children, or at least in front of their children. You only laugh at them because they are so lame.
Eg: *points to a cemetery* "Look, it's the dead centre of town..."
To which a child should reply "oh DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"

All of my male friends with kids looked forward to the day their kids were old enough to understand the jokes, so that they could tell them too.