Man I thought I was talkin' English...
"Oi are you attending the hearing for this dude?"
"Who is it?"
"That dude"
"When is it?"
"Now"
"What time is the hearing?"
"...now"
"oh...should the consultant go?"
"can't you go?"
"yeah yeah I will go. When is it?'
"NOW"
*repeat*
*some time later*
"Ok so I have the report for the dude whose hearing is tomorrow"
"cool...are you going to the other dude's hearing"
"When is it?"
"NOW! RIGHT NOW! GO! YOU'RE LATE!"
F' FUCK'S SAKE...