50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

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After going to Taco Bell, quote the hot sauce packets for the rest of the day.

 

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Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

 

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Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological files.

 

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When you are firmly and repeatedly told "No, you can't do this," ask if you can't do it.

 

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Tap people from behind on their shoulder furthest from you. When they turn around and can't see you, and turn around the other way, step to the other side. Tap them again, then run away and hide behind something. Avoid their sight at all costs. When they find you, act like nothing happened and ask why they didn't respond when you tapped them.

 

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Tell your friends four days early that you can't attend their party because you aren't in the mood.

 

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THE OVER

 

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Things to do in Wal-Mart

 

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Set all the alarm clocks to go off at five minute intervals.

 

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Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " We have a code three in Housewares." and see what happens.

 

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Go the Service Desk and ask to put a candy bar on lay away.

 

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Move a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.

 

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Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

 

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When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

 

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Look right into the security camera. Use it as a mirror.