50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because, what if he tells a funny joke, and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something?

 

[mental_mercury]

awesomeness, yea i heard about that tour

i can't believe it tho...except i can. the fact that ticketbastard charged me 38 bucks for a 22.50 ticket....insanity. I wish someone somewhere would do something about that company...

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I "swarm about" to protect my nest of chocolate eggs.

 

[mental_mercury]

usually i can buy tickets straight from people in opener bands and stuff, for the actual price the ticket costs. but not when its bands this big...

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

i can't believe it tho...except i can. the fact that ticketbastard charged me 38 bucks for a 22.50 ticket....insanity. I wish someone somewhere would do something about that company...

oh ticketmaster? yea i think it's just for ordering the ticket online.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

usually i can buy tickets straight from people in opener bands and stuff, for the actual price the ticket costs. but not when its bands this big...

yea that sucks. usually i just get my ticket at the door.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Just because swans mate for life, I don't think it's that big of a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks that much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some medicine on it? You call that dull?

 

[mental_mercury]

oh ticketmaster? yea i think it's just for ordering the ticket online.

yeah but they actually list the reasons why it costs you so much, and it's total bullshit.

First its like

Ticket price - 22.50

then 9 dollars for their take. then a "order processing fee" of like 5 dollars. Then a "Building facility charge" of like 2.50 - what the fuck is that? THEN i have to pay another 2.50 for them to EMAIL me my tickets..as if that takes any effort whatsoever. And usually i just bypass that charge by picking up my tickets at will-call. but they didn't even have that this time...it really is out and out rape

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words... "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

yeah but they actually list the reasons why it costs you so much, and it's total bullshit.

First its like

Ticket price - 22.50

then 9 dollars for their take. then a "order processing fee" of like 5 dollars. Then a "Building facility charge" of like 2.50 - what the fuck is that? THEN i have to pay another 2.50 for them to EMAIL me my tickets..as if that takes any effort whatsoever. And usually i just bypass that charge by picking up my tickets at will-call. but they didn't even have that this time...it really is out and out rape

yea they do a bunch of random charges like that, it's the main reason i'll just get the ticket at the door.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that.''

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake.