50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground, and live there. But don't ever call us ants, because we hate that.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, "Looking for gold, ya durn fool." He'd say, "Your pick is gold," and I'd say, "Well, that was easy." Good joke, huh.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns... regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, "Regular time?" And they'd say, "Yeah." And I'd say, "Sorry, all I have is rogue time." It'd be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long, personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw water in his face or something.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy... something like that.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

the over, for now

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

i have to go... so bye nobody...

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

1,666!!

 

[bumpzilla]

awesomeness, i'm thinking about going to that exact show

hell yeah, its only 230 miles away from me, the la show i went to in feburary was about 500 miles, it was LOOOOOONG but worth it

 

[bumpzilla]

i have to go... so bye nobody...

bye bye