50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do.

 

[808Metal]

tortoise corpse

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Quit being so cheap!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?

 

[808Metal]

ah yes your random words/band name things...
hey want to come up with something along the lines of acid or corrosion or toxic stuff for my band? you seem to enjoy this...

that could be fun.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I don't think I'm ever more "aware" than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.

 

[808Metal]

well i need to sign off and get ready for work.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

well i need to sign off and get ready for work.

alrighty bye then :]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some chihuahuas with really good ideas.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea, but it's just eggs hatching.

 

[808Metal]

alrighty bye then :]

bye