i didn't know cooking twinkies and ding dongs was such a complex process.
better yet...
The average American eats at McDonalds more than 1,800 times in their life.
The average American uses eight times as much fuel energy as an average person anywhere else in the world.
The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year.
The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.
are you trying to cook them?

average americans suck!
wait...600 sodas a year? that's between 1 and 2 a day..i dont believe it.
nah just watching a thing about them on the history channel![]()

bored?![]()
yeah...and brain-dead cuz i killed it last night...i might lie down in a sec
what did you do?
drank...a lot...then smoked a bunch