50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[WhiskeyFist666]

When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

I've done this under the influence of LSD naked!!!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Give the trick-or-treaters a lecture on tooth decay.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I've done this under the influence of LSD naked!!!

 

[LooseCannon]

no actually i thought you were someone else...
who are you and what do you want???

Me don't know.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

After they say "trick or treat!", scream loudly and slam the door in their face.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Me don't know.

*runs far far away*

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*the over*

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Things Kids Teach Us

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.