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[xforeverxmetalx]

Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!" Act like it's a surprise party.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

 

[LooseCannon]

I gotta get my lazy ass to post some more.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I gotta get my lazy ass to post some more.

hey i know you :]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "First come, first serve!"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do something before you give them any candy.

 

[LooseCannon]

hey i know you :]

*looks around*

You do?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*looks around*

You do?

no actually i thought you were someone else...
who are you and what do you want???

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house. For best results, draw such a circle around your house with sidewalk chalk, etc.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.