50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[Sevren]

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

 

[Sevren]

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

 

[Sevren]

Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Christmas Carols for the Mentally Diseased

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Schizophrenia- Do You Hear What I Hear, The Voices

 

[Sevren]

And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Amnesia- I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home For Christmas

 

[Sevren]

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Narcissistic- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Manic- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...

 

[Sevren]

That is the end of my list. Have to find something else.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Multiple Personality Disorder- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

That is the end of my list. Have to find something else.

those were really funny, where'd you find them?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Paranoid- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me