50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

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"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. " Kyoyo, 9

 

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"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. " Armir, 9

 

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"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. " Kellie, 11

 

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"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. " Naomi, 15

 

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"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. " Lauren, 9

 

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"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. " Joel,10

 

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"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. " Alyesha, 13

 

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Never try to baptize a cat. " Eileen, 8

 

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And now for something just the same.

 

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Actual Newpaper Ads

 

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"Bite the wax tadpole." - Coca-Cola as originally translated into Chinese

 

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"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." - ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese

 

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"It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant." - Perdue chicken ad, as mistranslated abroad

 

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"Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an ad. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused." - correction printed in The Daily Californian

 

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