50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[Sevren]

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

E-coli. It's what's for dinner!

 

[Sevren]

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You will find a strangely heavy small gold ring today, embedded in the center of an obviously volcanic rock. There is some writing, in a script unlike any you've ever seen, running around the ring, although you can't really see it unless you heat it up in a fire...

 

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

E-coli. It's what's for dinner!

in that case, i'm skipping dinner...

 

[Sevren]

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Today someone sitting near you will make repeated nasal sounds that will eventually drive you screaming from the room. Try to avoid attacking them with a box of kleenex upon re-entering the room.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You will find a strangely heavy small gold ring today, embedded in the center of an obviously volcanic rock. There is some writing, in a script unlike any you've ever seen, running around the ring, although you can't really see it unless you heat it up in a fire...

if it's embedded in the center, how can i tell that there's writing?
commenting on these is fun to do...

 

[Sevren]

in that case, i'm skipping dinner...

A leo hey

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

A leo hey

not a leo, just making fun of these :]

 

[Sevren]

if it's embedded in the center, how can i tell that there's writing?
commenting on these is fun to do...

Good point.

 

[Sevren]

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You will hear a strange "clicking" sound today, as you are walking through the kitchen. Time to trim the toenails, don't you think?

 

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You will spend most of the day attempting to tie knots in a piece of cord, using only your toes. You will be unable to say why, but this will seem like a useful skill to you, at the time.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You will hear a strange "clicking" sound today, as you are walking through the kitchen. Time to trim the toenails, don't you think?

hahah!!!

 

[Sevren]

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

A huge red balloon will float by you, today, being pursued by a small person of the French persuasion, and a film crew. If you wish to cause cross-cultural mirth, cross your eyes, talk in a high pitched voice, and whack yourself in the head with a baguette. Otherwise, don't.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You will spend most of the day attempting to tie knots in a piece of cord, using only your toes. You will be unable to say why, but this will seem like a useful skill to you, at the time.

this one's mine... oh joy

 

[Sevren]

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Squid day, again. Try to make the most of it. Perhaps you could go around with a bucket of squid, and give one to each of your neighbors? Chances are you don't know them as well as you should, and this will make sure nobody feels guilty about that in the future.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

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