50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

i have a bunch of random stuff on my computer...

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.

 

[Sevren]

funny lists are awesome :]

Admit it though, when you log back in how often do you read everything posted since the last time you posted?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

 

[Sevren]

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

Cool keep it coming. It does make spamming easier I find. especially when you are on the other side of the world and find yourself alone alot.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Admit it though, when you log back in how often do you read everything poted since the last time you posted?

like never
unless i was only offline for a little bit
on this thread, i'd be reading like 500 posts...

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Cool keep it coming. It does make spamming easier I find. especially when you are on the other side of the world and find yourself alone alot.

yep.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.

 

[Sevren]

like never
unless i was only offline for a little bit
on this thread, i'd be reading like 500 posts...

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

Yeh I log out at 4000 posts to come back and they have reached 5000 during the day and you know that 90% of it is just rambling.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

 

[Sevren]

I like that list. Very funny.