50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[Sevren]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.

 

[Sevren]

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

 

[Sevren]

You should not confuse your career with your life.

 

[Sevren]

When God decides to deliver a message to humanity, he will not use, as his messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

 

[Sevren]

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

 

[Sevren]

And now on the show....

 

[Sevren]

Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods

 

[Sevren]

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

 

[mental_mercury]

I love all these little things..

 

[Sevren]

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

 

[Sevren]

I love all these little things..

Your strange I just spam them for something to spam... I don't expect anyone to read them

 

[Sevren]

But it does make all the time a little less wasted

 

[mental_mercury]

Your strange I just spam them for something to spam... I don't expect anyone to read them

They're funny cuz they're true...good for a small "lol".

 

[Sevren]

On a bar of Dove soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

 

[Smoo_lord]

threatening skies!