50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

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A list of parental excuses supposedly sent to teachers. In these samples, names were replaced with either Fred or Mary to protect innocent and guilty alike.

What?

 

[Sevren]

I'm on spot 20 or so

If your dedicated 120 posts an hour. I have managed to fill 7 pages with no one else interupting

 

[Sevren]

What?

Wait for it....

 

[Sevren]

My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

 

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Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

 

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Please excuse Fred for being. It was his father's fault.

 

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Please ackuse Fred being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33,.

 

[Sevren]

Mary was absent from school yesterday as she was having a gangover..

 

[Sevren]

Mary could not come to school today because she was bothered by very close veins.

 

[Sevren]

Fred has an acre in his side.

 

[Sevren]

Please excuse Fred from P.E. for a few days. He fell yesterday out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

 

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Please excuse Mary from Jim yesterday. She is administrating.

 

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Please excuse Fred for being absent. He had a cold and could not breed well.

 

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Please excuse Mary. She has been sick and under a doctor.

 

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Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.