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Sarchasm… The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

 

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Seagull Manager… A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

 

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Selfish... What the owner of a seafood store does.

 

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Sitcoms… Single income, two children, oppressive mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

 

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Snipocrite... A person who silently scrutinizes the hairdressers' hair before deciding whether or not to turn their own head over to this person.

 

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Snishwools... French bread.

 

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Snost... past tense of snooze ("you snooze, you loose"... "You Snost, you lost!"). An implication that it is too late to change anything. Short form: "Snost!"

 

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Squez... Past tense of squeeze.

 

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Stress Puppy… A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

 

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Subordinate clauses… Santa’s helpers.

 

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Sudafed... Brought litigation against a government official.

 

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Swipeout… An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

 

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Taxidermists… Someone who buffs, waxes, and paints the exteriors of cabs.