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[808Metal]

"Well, he's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."

 

[808Metal]

"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

guess i'll do fears again...

 

[808Metal]

They all started lookin real suspicious at him
And he jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!
You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"

 

[808Metal]

"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.

 

[808Metal]

Then he started saying somethin bout the way I was dressed
But I didn't wait around to hear the rest
I was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run outta luck

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.

 

[808Metal]

When I hit the ground I was making tracks
And they were just taking my car down off the jacks
So I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother up

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Erythrophobia, Erytophobia, or Ereuthophobia- Fear of red lights, blushing, or the color red.

 

[808Metal]

Mario Andretti wouldda sure been proud
Of the way I was movin when I passed that crowd
Coming out the door and headed toward me at a trot

 

[808Metal]

And I guess I should of gone ahead and run
But somehow I just couldn't resist the fun
Of chasing them all just once around the parking lot

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Febriphobia, Fibriphobia, or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.

 

[808Metal]

Well they headed for their car, but i hit the gas
And spun around and headed them off at the pass
I was slinging gravel and putting a ton of dust in the air

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Felinophobia- Fear of cats.