50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[Sevren]

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
(The big one or the little one?)

 

[Smoo_lord]

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
(The big one or the little one?)

lol, a franger!

 

[Sevren]

just buy an aussie one and some red paint.......

I can get a full size NZ one no problems it was just the weight that worried me. in the end I had the room but too late by then

 

[Sevren]

lol, a franger!

I spam stupid list when alone. Thought things had gone quite there so fitting a few in.

 

[Smoo_lord]

I can get a full size NZ one no problems it was just the weight that worried me. in the end I had the room but too late by then

bring the all blacks one!

 

[Sevren]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

 

[Sevren]

bring the all blacks one!

Ummm I am not a rugby fan. Not sure how that would go down.

 

[Sevren]

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

 

[Sevren]

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we just
kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

 

[Sevren]

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

 

[Sevren]

Love These Lists

 

[Sevren]

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
(Or pets! What's for dinner?)

 

[Sevren]

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

 

[Sevren]

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

 

[Sevren]

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(have a lobotomy)