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Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

 

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Eat food that requires silverware.

 

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If you're on the interstate, switch lanes so that you're in front of a car, and then drive very slowly.

 

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Sing without having the radio on.

 

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Honk frequently without motivation.

 

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Wave at people often. If they wave back, make faces at them.

 

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Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

 

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Restart your car at every stop light.

 

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Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

 

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Keep at least five cats in the car.

 

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Stop and collect roadkill.

 

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Get in the fast lane and gradually slow down to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.

 

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Chinese Fire Drill. Get at least 2 people in a car (the more the better). When the light turns red, have everyone get out and run around the car, yelling "Fire!" repeatedly. Then get back in the car, but switch drivers. Then drive off when the light turns green and act like nothing happened. (Called Chinese Fire Drill because China is so crowded that there's no place to run in a fire. So you have to get back in.)

 

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THE OVER

 

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now for things to do in an elevator.