34 years old guy is searching for female smoker to make something extreme on Wacken 0

[Sevren]

It's been engaged for the last 2 hours straight.... bugger it!

Never knew this would be so popular....

Time to get a second line

 

[Lord Soth]

Short, fat, balding, 70 year old christian looking for 3 Japanese geisha girls, 1 donkey and 3 pieces of celery for morris dancing, self flagulation and other good times at WOA Phone 0800 whipmesilly.

Would a dead elephant also do for the donkey? you could slip into the corpse and then be whipped... takes longer so you can enjoy more!



I am the God of Hellfire, and I bring you... Fire....
*swingsnapalmtorch*

 

[Quark]

Een tik van de molenwiek gehad of zo?

My dear!!!

I'll lend you my finished cigarettes, to do the self torture. I won't be around when your tent sets on fire or something like that, but at least I get rid of my "peukjes".

Mijn god, wo ist er in hemelsnaam mee beschäftigt?

 

[Sevren]

Would a dead elephant also do for the donkey? you could slip into the corpse and then be whipped... takes longer so you can enjoy more!

You can get hold of a dead elephant? .... cool

 

[Sevren]

0800 brandednasswhiped is still free...

 

[Sevren]

You can get hold of a dead elephant? .... cool

I need help

 

[agresionpower]

I need help

no it actually is cool

 

[Lady_Wolf]

some people get arroused from smoking chicks others from eating shit.


ieder zn meug

 

[agresionpower]

doe mij maar kniekouzen onder veelste korte rokjes

 

[Quark]

doe mij maar kniekouzen onder veelste korte rokjes

Als de dames in kwestie niet al te vet zijn tenminste. Anders is 't géén gezicht!!!

 

[agresionpower]

Als de dames in kwestie niet al te vet zijn tenminste. Anders is 't géén gezicht!!!

spreekt een beetje voor zich toch...

 

[Schweinchen]

Hey, I'd like to understand the fetish discussion WITHOUT asking my mum for translation!

 

[agresionpower]

Hey, I'd like to understand the fetish discussion WITHOUT asking my mum for translation!

freetranslation.com

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Hey, I'd like to understand the fetish discussion WITHOUT asking my mum for translation!

AP likes chicks with stockings and really short skirts
Quark said that it depends on if the chick isn't to fat otherwise it is disgusting
AP replied that thát goes without saying


pfff luie duitse botmongool

 

[mental_mercury]

Als de dames in kwestie niet al te vet zijn tenminste. Anders is 't géén gezicht!!!

Oorgle bjooorgle zoorjgle bjorkle oorgle.