HAHAHAHAHA
I just saw a video of one guy who goes in a wheelchair almost in the middle of an avenue, then a news reporter lady asks this to the man:
"Oiga señor y ¿por que mejor no se va por la banqueta?"
Then the guys says "Me estoy yendo por la banqueta, haste a la verga pinche perro"
Translation:
"Excuse me sir, why don't you better use the sidewalk?"
"I'm going through the sidewalk, go to hell (verga means dick but there's no english translation for that curse) fucking dog"