crap german please somewhere else
shut up
i haven't even started my classes yet
but there is a crap german only topic somewhere, so if you want to practise your german, no one will laugh at you for making a mistake...
don't know the correct English word for it, but "things" are always with a capital in German
So it is
Guten Morgen.
Ein Bier, bitte.
Wo sind die Klo's?