250K part 2

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so you are gonna plug your ears for some amon amarth songs :')

nah I'll just hope they don't play those, I guess

 

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just had dinner

 

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*maps*

 

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hm I want to find something funny to spam

 

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no luck so far

 

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here we go...

Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

 

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......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

 

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......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

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......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

lol I took an order like that once when I worked for a fast food place

 

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......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

not even just at banks... at like any office/official kind of place

 

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......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

too true

 

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......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

I never understand why...

 

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......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

 

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......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

I never got that either

 

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest