250K part 2

[xforeverxmetalx]

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

[unfortunately almost always true for me... I hate that ]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

[oh so true, and I don't even use profanity ]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When pie are squared you get Pop Tarts.

[*rofl*]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

To be a leader, watch where others are headed then run out in front of them.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Sure it's a cruel world, but where else is there to go?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Circular definition: see "circular definition."

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?