250K part 2

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Most unlikely to become Zombies

 

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Things unlikely to be found on the moon

 

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Things that won’t show anything if you put them in your VCR

 

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Things that don’t hunt the Japanese.

 

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Things you wouldn’t talk to

 

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They’re all things that have relatives that are similar to but not the same as them.

Whale > Dolphin
Piano > Organ
Boot > Shoe
Train > Bus
Penguin > …lobster?

 

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Easy. Things that are largest in their class.
Whale: sea animal/mammal
Piano: musical instrument
Boot: footwear
Penguin: birds (OK. Ostrich is the largest but i guess penguin was easier to draw)
train: transportaion

 

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Things that fall on you from the sky randomly in cartoons.

 

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They are all items that have been romanticized by 20th century liberal Americans of Anglo-Saxon descent.
In short, “things white people like.”
Boots, whales, penguins, trains, and pianos. It totally works.

 

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Things you can put something inside.

 

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Things that are carbon based

 

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things that vegetarians do not eat.

 

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well I think I'm done looking up those

 

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hopefully I amused some people reading this

 

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but something tells me it's past a decent time for me to go to bed