Since everyone under the sun, it seems, is predicting the election outcome and its fallout I am compelled to do the same.
Daring anyone to prove me wrong….. I predict that:
Our new President-elect will be male, human and over 35. It will be person who spent a significant portion of their younger years in Asia. Possibly, just possibly even a natural born American citizen who has lived on American soil for 8 or more years.
Our new Vice President-elect will have at the same number of X chromosomes as there are syllables in their day-by-day nicknames. Furthermore this individual will be a parent to multiple children, one serving in the armed forces.
In no particular order, McCain and Obama will easily be the top two vote getters.
Bob Barr (Libertarian) will be a distant but respectable third.
The advanced alien life forms who manipulate us at their whim will have a good laugh in their giant hidden sub-ocean outposts. Admittedly this one will be the hardest to verify.
People will be glad this crap is over until they realize it never… really… is.