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[xforeverxmetalx]

I love this one

Yea, I saw so many wooden shoes over there I wouldn't like to be found dead in them either Kitsch pur!

I wouldn't like to be found dead
although I think it would be fun to [attempt to] run around in wooden shoes, just because they sound so silly

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Kut maar krachtig!

 

[Sipyloidea]

5. Do not make holes in dikes. Behaviour like that is not only frowned upon but in certain cases can get you stoned to death with wooden shoes by an angry mob. You may feel free however to stick a finger in any dike you like. It'll get you a few good laughs from the natives.

Are you even more concerned about your dikes than we are?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

We're Sorry
...

YOUR APOLOGIES ARE IN VAIN

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Wij zijn vervloekt en verdoemd en berucht en beroemd

 

[Sipyloidea]

I wouldn't like to be found dead
although I think it would be fun to [attempt to] run around in wooden shoes, just because they sound so silly

I think it will hurt a lot

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Are you even more concerned about your dikes than we are?

I think they are playing around with dikes/dykes here

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Sinds Adam platjes kreeg

 

[Sipyloidea]

6. A Hollander is always right and he knows it. With this in the back of your mind it is easy to deal with most of them. If ever you get into an argument with a Hollander, tell him that he is absolutely right and that you see the error of your ways. This will drive him absolutely crazy: Since you are a foreigner you can't be right. You agree with him. Therefore he also cannot be right. Impossible! He is a Hollander.
But.. why.. he.. At this point you may want to stand back and watch him try to strangle himself with a tulip.

I am picturing that

 

[Lady_Wolf]

We zullen branden in de hel

 

[Lady_Wolf]

En zuipen Satans koelkast leeg

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Kut maar krachtig!!

 

[Sipyloidea]

7. Windmills are unavoidable.

I noticed. Not for the foreigners though but for you poor dutchies I remember meeting Ernesto in town. He definatly wanted to see one and Ap was already pissed when he mentioned the word windmill

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think it will hurt a lot

hm...
I'll wear lots of socks
like I said, doesn't matter if I look silly, that's the point

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I am picturing that

I'd rather strangle someone with a rose, if anything... they have thorns.