250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[Nidan]

7. How often do you check your email before something else that you need to do?

at the moment right after i turned on the PC, but i'm looking for a room now...
after that the program will run in background and tell me if something new arrives.

 

[Nidan]

8. How often does your job performance or productivity suffer because of the internet?

don't have a job

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[Quark]

23. Do not bother to hire a car. Not only can you steal more bikes than you will need but car-traffic in Holland is not something you will enjoy. In the rest of the world traffic jams are measured in miles or kilometres, Nederlandse traffic jams are measured in weeks. As a matter of fact, the more persistent traffic-jams are well worth a touristic visit. The sight of starving people in an expensive Mercedes can be quite uplifting if you are of a philosophic nature. You may want to bring some pieces of bread with you to throw through open car windows.The resulting fights can often be worth watching.

24. Contrary to popular belief, you may not bring your mother-in-law to Holland for do-it-yourself euthanasia. Tourists are warned not to take these matters into their own hands.

25. Whether you are catholic, Muslim or worshipper of Urrrgl, god of all honest politicians, in Holland you are likely to run into a church, temple or oak-tree-and-virgin of your liking. Hollanders are supposed to be very tolerant of other believes, ways of life and religious convictions. They are not. The only reason for there being so many different churches, sects and cults is the fact that Hollanders disagree on just about anything. A Hollander is always right (see item 6) and anyone who thinks different than him can jolly well bugger off and start his own church.

26. Holland is a kingdom. It has no king but a queen and her husband is no king but a prince. The queen doesn't rule the country well, not much anyway- but she is very good at opening bridges, roads and visiting other countries. She is also very decorative at state banquets. Her son, the crown prince, will be king as soon as she stops queening (nice word eh?). Now his wife won't be a queen but she will be a princess because Nederland is much too small for a king and a queen at the same time. On April the 30th it's Queen's Day, which is not the birthday of the queen, but the birthday of princess Juliana the queen's mother (who used to be the queen). It is no wonder that more and more Nederlanders wish to make Holland a republic. Queen's Day, by the way, has nothingto do with royal festivities. It's just a Hollander's excuse to drink large quantities of alcohol. On Queen's Day Hollanders also sell garbage in the streets.

28. The Hollandse art. Most Nederlandse painters get to be famous only after they have died. That is a very sensible arrangement from the publics point of view. Not only do you get large quantities of paintings -a man has got to eat, right?- but it also makes a nice investment for art-lovers. The painters themselves do not share this view at all but are unable to do anything about it. In at least one case the frustration has led to self-mutilation involving an ear.

29. If one of your Hollandse friends invites you for a birthday party, prepare yourself for a unique experience. Unique, because it can only be compared to taking place on a wooden chair which has a sharp nail driven through the underside of the seat, and not being able to move for a month. More than one foreigner has been driven to the brink of insanity in just one evening. A Hollandse birthday party consists of sitting in a chair, talking to other Hollanders about your work, your car, foreigners and politics. You are expected to leave at 11 pm and you'll gladly do so.

I'm always the last one, hoe's dat dan mogelijk?

30. Do not get sick in Nederland. Over the last ten years, the famous Hollandse healthcare has been privatised. These days some operations, like open heart surgery, have a waiting list of more than six months. The doctors don't think that is a problem, "More than half of our patients for open heart surgery never even show up anyway" they say. Some Nederlandse patients who have become desperate, move to a country like Mozambique, Iraq or Pakistan where healthcare is infinitely better.

31. Nederlanders leave their curtains open in the evening. This used to be so that the neighbours could always check if your family didn't gamble or drink alcohol. These days it is a precaution against junkies trying to steal the stereo from the family car, parked in front of the house. It has the fortunate side effect that you can watch Hollanders in their natural surroundings, in front of the television, watching soaps.

I live in Little Holland.

32. Holland has more cities than only Amsterdam. Like ..erm. ..Well, it has!!

Best?

33. Hollandse beer has made quite a reputation for itself over the years. Some people even drink it. Brewing is indeed one of the things Hollanders traditionaly do very well. Holland never used to be a country with anything more interesting to do than to drink oneself blind in new and interesting ways or make paintings. This made the beer industry very popular. Experts claim that once you have drank Hollandse beer like Heineken, Grolsch or Amstel, all other beers taste like the tapwater in a Rotterdam hotel.

Bavaria, that's drinkable.

34. Hollandse tapwater is safe to drink. This is quite remarkable considering that most drinking water comes from poluted rivers like the Rhine. Plans to improve the quality of the riverwater, so that fish like salmon will return to Hollandse rivers to spawn, can count on strong resistance from the Nederlanders. They don't like the idea of animals having sex in their drinking water.

 

[Nidan]

9. How often do you become defensive or secretive when anyone asks you what you do online?

never
it's quite simple: forum.
oh and IM

++

nothing to hide...
forum, programming, games and im if someone writes sth

 

[Lady_Wolf]

dunno what to post now

 

[agresionpower]

well I'll probably be going in a few min...
so I guess I'll see you all later.

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Listening to kutschurft now

 

[Quark]

well I'll probably be going in a few min...
so I guess I'll see you all later.

So am I.

Tschüss les gars et filles!!!

 

[Nidan]

10. How often do you block disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the internet?

there are enough (PC related) things to think about which doesn't require the internet

 

[Lady_Wolf]

DOEI!

 

[Nidan]

11. How often do you find yourself anticipating when you will go online again?

alone here & nothing to do... from what i'll anticipate?

 

[agresionpower]

Listening to kutschurft now

always good

 

[Lady_Wolf]

listening to Aborted now

 

[agresionpower]

but I'm really gone now

 

[Nidan]

12. How often do you fear that life without the internet would be boring, empty, and lifeless?

never, we're always going to have the internet
we've become too dependent on it, we couldn't just stop using it, as a worldwide population.

agree on that, no reason to worry