250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[gee jay]

Yup.


Would ya believe Homeland Security held me for a 1/2 hour because I brought back chocolates from Belgium.

Nothing suprises me at airports anymore.

 

[LooseCannon]

Nothing suprises me at airports anymore.

Yea.


On my wait in Newark(a 7 hour layover) to go to Europe,I decided to get a beer at a sports bar.1 beer DOMESTIC cost me $8.

 

[gee jay]

Yea.


On my wait in Newark(a 7 hour layover) to go to Europe,I decided to get a beer at a sports bar.1 beer DOMESTIC cost me $8.

You didn't venture out and see all the wonders Newark has to offer ?
You missed out .

On being stabbed and robbed.

 

[gee jay]

Time for a bad joke I just read.


A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, "Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy." The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp.

"Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy", again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on. She called, "Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn."

Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, "Lady, I am not a barbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your tits are hanging in the ashtray."

 

[LooseCannon]

You didn't venture out and see all the wonders Newrak has to offer ?
You missed out .

On being stabbed and robbed.

Nah.


Back in 2002,I went to San Diego on vacation.Great city.I didn't go across the boarder into Mexico.There I would be stabbed & robbed.

 

[gee jay]

Nah.


Back in 2002,I went to San Diego on vacation.Great city.I didn't go across the boarder into Mexico.There I would be stabbed & robbed.

Agree completely.

 

[gee jay]

3 more !!!

 

[LooseCannon]

Since with my finances,I can't go to Wacken next year,I'll either go with my mom to visit her sis in TENN(we'll both be sharing the driving) or I'm going to the mountains here in Maryland & camp for a week.

 

[gee jay]

Since with my finances,I can't go to Wacken next year,I'll either go with my mom to visit her sis in TENN(we'll both be sharing the driving) or I'm going to the mountains here in Maryland & camp for a week.

My bad accounting practices kept me from attending this year.
I want to see who is playing before I think about going.

 

[LooseCannon]

My bad accounting practices kept me from attending this year.
I want to see who is playing before I think about going.

I'm going in 2010.NO MATTER WHAT!

 

[gee jay]

4,000 !!

 

[gee jay]

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

 

[LooseCannon]

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

That joke is older than me.

 

[gee jay]

Thank you. Good night.
Tip your Bartender and waitress...Have a wonderful evening.

Later.

 

[gee jay]

That joke is older than me.

a first for me...