250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[LaAuryn]

gutten apetit!

Gracias *.*

 

[agresionpower]

Gracias *.*

kein dank

 

[agresionpower]

one hour and 40 minutes to go

 

[Sipyloidea]

I found out what's wrong with the microwave at work...
the thing doesn't turn around... so that's why my stuff always got really hot on one side but stayed frozen on the other side.

well atleast now I know that I need to turn the stuff around every once in a while

did you have a look if the plate in the microwave is clicked into the 'ring' properly?

Awake!
And now I'm gonna buy a real pizza not 'peperoni' not 'carbonar' not 'pasta pizza'

 

[Sipyloidea]

looks like the forum was down for 6 hours!

damn... and while those 6 hours I was lying in bed not able to fall asleep while when the forum worked again I slept like another 12 hours or something

 

[Sipyloidea]

brown is cool, nothing wrong with that. I do like black though. But there's seldom a need for one here, too warm.

I hate you

 

[DarkCapricorn]

hallo folks

 

[Sipyloidea]

took dogs to vet.. and there was the smallest puppy ever there.. like wouldve fit in the palm of my hand..

so i braised it with some onions and carrots.. epic

and I first seriously thought you'd show some heart

 

[Sipyloidea]

hallo folks

Hallo Leut

 

[Sipyloidea]

speaking of building things...i need to build my skinny ass some shoulders to fill out this jacket, damn...

John just got himself a jacket that is building the shoulders at his skinny ass

 

[Sipyloidea]

alright fine, you asked for it
let's see... well, I bet you've always wondered about the formation of the other planets, right? it wasn't the Big Bang
you see... dinosaurs back then used to be able to fly... they actually didn't need oxygen. they could even grab light and hang on... sooo they flew around the universe at the speed of light, and would just let go and see where they ended up. it was like this game for them.
sooo one day, the giant dinosaur ruler of Australia was circling the earth from far out in space looking for outgoing light to travel on, but he crashed into the even bigger ruler of Canada. and well... at those speeds... it wasn't good. there was a huge explosion, and that's what people think was the Big Bang.
pieces of the dinosaurs flew everywhere at lightning speed... some at the earth, which are those meteors everyone says killed the other dinosaurs... some became meteors, and the bigger ones got caught in the sun's gravity and started rotating around it.
sooo there you have it... all the planets and meteors besides Earth are all dead dinosaur carcasses.

And I thought you believed in God creating earth and such

 

[Sipyloidea]

so there you go... guys get your girls and... have fun

Why shouldn't the girls get some guys and have fun?

 

[Sipyloidea]

well my psychologist cancelled today... she got in a traffic jam...

well we already talked about it, but still... damnit

 

[Sipyloidea]

OK, but hang on to your seat because this is gonna be exciting!

Anyway the Alpha Dinosaur was full of other dinosaur bits and pieces in his digestive system and his stomach began to churn. He flew around and began to fart (big bang) and poop out dinosaur turds. Those turds became the planets that we know of and live on. The gases that emitted from the huge chunks created humidity and that created our earths water/oceans, the thing is that conversion of gas to fluid created the blue oceans that we have. The solid is ancient dinosaur shit, the mountains petrified dinosaur shit, and the core of the earth is made up of a dinosaur bone chunk. Anyway back to the Alpha, he got so bloated and gassy that he exploded and the fire was so hot that it could not stop burning, it burned on it's own fumes and became perpetual, that;s how we got the sun. So now you know the real story.

I'd actually vote for this one. It's way more nasty though, but therefore you're having an explanation for the oceans and such

 

[Sipyloidea]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! :')

wtf?