250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[xforeverxmetalx]

if you ever try to buy something at a convenience store for 36 cents, and you only have 31, the people behind the counter will take pity on you and let you have it anyway

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

dynamite is highly flammable

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

please excuse my hyperactive cousin, I can't do anything about him

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

and if you don't stop complaining, I will remove your arm with a switchblade

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

if you would like to experience the joys of skydiving, you may do so even without a parachute

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

however if you choose this option, it is highly likely that you won't be able to repeat the process

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

one of the most important things you learn in life is exactly how many different ways you can entertain yourself when bored

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

you will discover that a creative mind can produce several uses for virtually any object in the universe

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

anything moving at a fast enough speed can be fatal upon impact

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

knock knock
please use the doorbell

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

if you think things can't get worse, you simply lack sufficient imagination

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

and thus concludes today's session of entirely senseless insanity, please come again soon.

 

[gee jay]

do you ever sleep ?

 

[gee jay]

blah , blah , blah

 

[gee jay]

knock knock
please use the doorbell

Sorry , doorbells out of order.

have a swell day !!