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Okay people a bit more spam.

 

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HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS - Actual writings from hospital charts

 

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1. The patient refused autopsy.

 

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2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

 

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3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

 

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4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

 

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5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

 

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6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

 

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7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

 

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8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

 

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9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

 

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10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

 

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11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

 

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12. She is numb from her toes down.

 

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13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.