Carpathian_Wolf
W:O:A Metalmaster
monochrom schrieb:Like on you living in her derriere?
Sorry, that was meaner than I wanted, but the joke wanted out.
You bad man
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You bad man
Zombi
W:O:A Metalmaster
Huldran
W:O:A Metalhead
I dreamt of Wacken too 
....namely of arrival there
Saw myself @the Essen railway station deep in the night, waiting for the Metal Train (and it was unusually silent as it arrived), then saw myself in the camp already.... and then my dumbass cats woke me up.
....namely of arrival there Saw myself @the Essen railway station deep in the night, waiting for the Metal Train (and it was unusually silent as it arrived), then saw myself in the camp already.... and then my dumbass cats woke me up.
Zombi
W:O:A Metalmaster
Huldran
W:O:A Metalhead
Got this in an e-mail.... (best when read aloud, really funny):
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
(best when read aloud, really funny):In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
Sodomy&Lust
W:O:A Metalmaster
And the grandma living next to me has just started to scream "I'm going to cut your throat, asshole" to her man 
But well, I've been living next to her for 9 months and I've heard plenty of things like that. And the old man's still alive
But well, I've been living next to her for 9 months and I've heard plenty of things like that. And the old man's still alive
Huldran
W:O:A Metalhead
Got neighbors of this sort here too (block next to ours) 
...I guess, they're Turks (I don't understand what they're screaming at each other, it sounds like Turkish to me).
And "they" pop out a new kid each and every goddam year.
...I guess, they're Turks (I don't understand what they're screaming at each other, it sounds like Turkish to me).And "they" pop out a new kid each and every goddam year.
Zombi
W:O:A Metalmaster
HOLY FUCK!!! I nearly set my fucking flat on fire there!! Put the wrong heater on, upon which a kitchen towel was lying. Big ass hole in the towel, smoke everywhere in the kitchen! phew...got that one in time...
I need a fucking drink
I need a fucking drink
Alrek
W:O:A Metalhead
Zombi schrieb:
I dreamt of Wacken and I was beating Dittohead senseless while he was inside a trash can!
Zombi
W:O:A Metalmaster
Alrek schrieb:I dreamt of Wacken and I was beating Dittohead senseless while he was inside a trash can!
I've met Dittohead a few times. You stand no chance of beating him. He can run like m-o-th-e-r-f-u-ck-e-r with vodka.
Alrek
W:O:A Metalhead
Zombi schrieb:
I have ways of getting around that. The faster he runs, the harder it is for him to avoid tripping over things
Zombi
W:O:A Metalmaster
Alrek schrieb:I have ways of getting around that. The faster he runs, the harder it is for him to avoid tripping over things
no, trust me. if he's got yer vodka, he'll run and not fall
Alrek
W:O:A Metalhead
Zombi schrieb:no, trust me. if he's got yer vodka, he'll run and not fall
There's only one way to find out...(and I'll be sure not to buy vodka)
Carpathian_Wolf
W:O:A Metalmaster
Zombi schrieb:HOLY FUCK!!! I nearly set my fucking flat on fire there!! Put the wrong heater on, upon which a kitchen towel was lying. Big ass hole in the towel, smoke everywhere in the kitchen! phew...got that one in time...
I need a fucking drink
You thick fucker