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agresionpower
W:O:A Metalgod
Lady_Wolf
W:O:A Metalmaster
damn, people are ignoring me on MSN, I am trying to get in a conversation with 2 people, and they both are not answering 
agresionpower
W:O:A Metalgod
damn, people are ignoring me on MSN, I am trying to get in a conversation with 2 people, and they both are not answering
kick them in the balls!
Lady_Wolf
W:O:A Metalmaster
I can blow air in the nose of my dog, and she does not get mad
it is dangerous btw when a dog sticks its head out of the car widow....
gee jay
W:O:A Metalmaster
gee jay
W:O:A Metalmaster
agresionpower
W:O:A Metalgod
agresionpower
W:O:A Metalgod
gee jay
W:O:A Metalmaster
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
gee jay
W:O:A Metalmaster
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
agresionpower
W:O:A Metalgod
gee jay
W:O:A Metalmaster
A man ordered a soup in the restaurant but, as soon as the soup arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP".
Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO".
Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO".
gee jay
W:O:A Metalmaster