100K in 100 DAYS before WOA:08!!

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It made the children laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play,
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school (deprived kids)

 

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And so the teacher turned it out,
Turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out, (that bitch!)
But still it lingered near (it was hungry)

 

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And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear (the poor thing was starving)

 

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"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
The eager children cry (because she has it's food... and other reasons)

 

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"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
Loves the lamb, you know, loves the lamb, you know
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The teacher did reply (the teacher has a lamb of her own)

 

[808Metal]

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

 

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and now the translation...

Propel, Propel, Propel your craft
Placidly down the liquid solution
Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
Existence is but an illusion.

 

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The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell

What's a dell? and what is he doing in there?

 

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The farmer takes a wife
The farmer takes a wife
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer takes a wife

I don't think it's legal to "take" a wife.
who's wife did he take, and where did he take her?

 

[Quark]

Doe Maar was GREAT!!!!!

 

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The wife takes a child
The wife takes a child
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The wife takes a child


OK this is getting bad. I hope the child is OK.

 

[808Metal]

Doe Maar was GREAT!!!!!

kool! Glad you liked it!

 

[808Metal]

The child takes a nurse
The child takes a nurse
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The child takes a nurse

Is the child not well? Injured by the farmer and the wife perhaps?

 

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The nurse takes a cow
The nurse takes a cow
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The nurse takes a cow

OK why? for milk? For beef, or reasons that can't be printed her?

 

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The cow takes a dog
The cow takes a dog
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cow takes a dog

OK this is getting too weird, I can't take much more of this.