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Mouse Potato… The online, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.

 

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Nasolactaspew... The result of laughing while drinking milk.

 

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Neonphancy... A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.

 

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Obviosity... Something that is clearly obvious.

 

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Ohno Second… 1 nanosecond after you've sent your "Take your job & stuff it" email to your boss.

 

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Paradox... Two physicians.

 

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Parasites... What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

 

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Peppier... The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

 

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Percussive Maintenance… The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

 

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Pertyful... Pretty and beautiful.

 

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Petrophobic... One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.

 

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Pharmacist... A helper on the farm.

 

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Phonesia... The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

 

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Pickup artist… An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks.

 

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Pickupnoxious... Having attitudes particular to the ill-bred, testosterone-poisoned male, characterized by poor driving habits, rudeness, and inordinate pride in owning a pickup truck.