Three word story

[Warhellhammer]

Drunk and Horny

so he isn't

 

[perfectmansions]

so he isn't

able to find

 

[Warhellhammer]

able to find

his very own

 

[perfectmansions]

his very own

ALL IN ticket

 

[Warhellhammer]

ALL IN ticket

. That's because he

 

[smf4ever]

. That's because he

has retinal failure

 

[Warhellhammer]

has retinal failure

, a disease that

 

[perfectmansions]

, a disease that

affects the cerebral

 

[Warhellhammer]

affects the cerebral

part of the

 

[perfectmansions]

part of the

left side of

 

[Warhellhammer]

left side of

the brain, because

 

[perfectmansions]

the brain, because

his cyborg brain

 

[smf4ever]

his cyborg brain

Didn't have the

 

[Warhellhammer]

Didn't have the

right temperature to

 

[smf4ever]

right temperature to

Consume liters of