Wait, the Australian guy thought you were Australian because your first name was weird?![]()

And you have a tattoo of Jesus on your shoulder?
Wat krijg ik voor 3Dollar en 7Cent?
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Here's a test of how good google translate is, but here goes...
Twee liter benzine. Opsnuiven grote![]()

dutch sucks![]()



Zwei Liter Benzin. Schnüffeln bis groß
Better?
P.S. google translate's translation is a bit shit![]()

makes no sense 
But "schnüffeln bis groß"makes no sense
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